Shatner the Scofflaw

Full engines ahead strap on the boots Captain Kirk on the microphone rudeboy knows how to dress in the fine-(butt) suits He's got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest Captain of the starship crew passes the test All the interstellar girls all love him the best When Capt. Kirk rock the mic you can forget all the rest Warp speed forward, phasers on stun He's got all those Klingon (d)uckers stammerin' on the run Pop a cap in Romulan behind at the Neutral Zone they shoulda stopped to read the sign Captain Kirk on the prowl, all the hippychicks gone wild Tiberius on this mic choppin' kung-fu style Live Long and Prosper fool