Sharknado, Thor, and Dragon

Jaws was once a frightening sight… Now Sharknados have hit the land! And Dragon can’t wait to participate… To him it’s sushi on demand! Lately, he’s become a bit put off, cause none have ever come near him. But he won’t give up, cause we’re in tornado alley, don’t you know! Amen! I almost had him believing me… That it’s a MOVIE and doesn’t, really exist. Then, you know, a second one hit New York, now he’s really, totally, convinced! He wants to be a Super hero, by stir-frying sharks, while they’re still up in the air. He says, if Dragons are in movies and he exists, then, so do they… somewhere! I can’t argue his logic, since his line-dancing penguins, are so hard, to explain. I blocked the Sci Fi and movie channels. What else could I do? And that’s a shame! He won’t give up on Sharknados! He’s ready, now! Yep! He really, hasn’t got a clue! Tho I thought he was a tad bit gullible, even for a two-year-old Dragon… it’s true! But Grandpa Troll says Dragons are all like THAT, for the first few thousand years. He saw ‘Dragon Heart’, on TV and thinks he’ll go to Drago when he dies. Oh Dear! So I finally, out foxed Dragon, by telling him ‘Poseidon has reigned in his sharks…’ Unfortunately, our Sunday School Teacher, and Preacher were tsk’ing at that part. I know! I could’ve explained it better, but he also believes in Thor! I just can’t win! He watched that movie, too! And yes! He swears all lightening comes from him! He couldn’t wait to meet Thor so flew off, in a lightening storm. Yep! Off he flew! All because he wanted a turn to play with Thors’ trusty hammer…Mjolnir! It’s true! Tho Dragons are tough, he got struck, and his pride and top notch were badly singed. Now he’s mad, at the meany, Thor and says he WON’T EVER play with him, again! But never fear… I am here, and won’t ever give up, on this, my never-ending quest. Still Super Heroes have taught Dragon of truth, justice, the American way and trust. At least, he doesn’t believe in Zeus, but it’s likely, because he’s not a Super Hero Star. One by one, I’ll fix them all, before I’m driven to that squirrel nest, amongst the stars!