Sexiness
SEXINESS
Knowing me as a sensitive and caring person,
What I find sexy, as you may have suspected,
(Although by rationalizing the situation it will only worsen)
Is based on real people with whom I have been connected
For example dark hair about jaw length
A dress with a flared skirt and narrow white hem
Chubby women with very little strength
And the Sudanese national anthem
Not to mention the long-haired beauty
When I was fourteen who liked me to divest her
And who showed me my duty
In her daddy’s combine-harvester
Oh, those John Deere s still send me to goose bumps
Or a really big Massey Ferguson with platform attachment
Can be even better than the weak ladies with plump rumps
In generating sexual excitement
I do not wish to discuss the anthem of Sudan
Although you may be curious
Because it involved not a woman but a man
Whose affection turned out to be spurious
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Written, tongue-in-cheek, by Sydney Peck
Entered in Nette Onclaud's Contest SEXY!
Copyright © Sidney Beck | Year Posted 2012
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