Sexiness

SEXINESS Knowing me as a sensitive and caring person, What I find sexy, as you may have suspected, (Although by rationalizing the situation it will only worsen) Is based on real people with whom I have been connected For example dark hair about jaw length A dress with a flared skirt and narrow white hem Chubby women with very little strength And the Sudanese national anthem Not to mention the long-haired beauty When I was fourteen who liked me to divest her And who showed me my duty In her daddy’s combine-harvester Oh, those John Deere s still send me to goose bumps Or a really big Massey Ferguson with platform attachment Can be even better than the weak ladies with plump rumps In generating sexual excitement I do not wish to discuss the anthem of Sudan Although you may be curious Because it involved not a woman but a man Whose affection turned out to be spurious . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Written, tongue-in-cheek, by Sydney Peck Entered in Nette Onclaud's Contest SEXY!