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At seven o’clock this morning I farted without any warning Blasted out of bed Ouch! I bumped my head Tum’s upset before day is dawning Excess gas sure makes me feel ill I swallow a black charcoal pill From the break of dawn I toot like a horn I’m lucky hubby loves me still I had a blast writing this fictional poem! 26/1/20

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Date: 2/9/2020 10:57:00 PM
Here is clear evidence of a master's art making a moving poem from a fart. Oh, Jan, you are a full-blown treasure without a single peer by any measure. * * *. Love it. Hugs, Paul
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Date: 2/5/2020 2:26:00 PM
LOL, I guess he feels like Rett Butler in Gone with the Wind
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Date: 2/2/2020 5:05:00 PM
Hello Jan, This poem made me laugh. Have a nice evening my friend. Hugs.
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Date: 1/29/2020 8:28:00 PM
Great humor! Crazy how you toot your own horn ;)
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Date: 1/27/2020 6:28:00 PM
Hello Jan … it appears to get very windy on your little Isle and very often. Hope they don't put a tax on it -Thank you Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 1/27/2020 2:17:00 PM
We are happy you blew your husband's cancer away! Keep keeping your bed free with regular fumigation! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 1/27/2020 11:31:00 AM
This is HILARIOUS with a capital H!
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Date: 1/26/2020 8:16:00 PM
You cracked me up with 'I toot like a horn.' Thanks for the laughs, Jan! :) gw
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Date: 1/26/2020 4:59:00 PM
yeah, fictional, right, jan. hahaha. Love ya. This was cute.
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Date: 1/26/2020 4:37:00 PM
Lucky for sure...the black charcoal warrior was defeated by farts...a gassy one
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Date: 1/26/2020 4:33:00 PM
...and i had a blast reading it....but not a blast of gas, just a burst of laughter in the air... enjoyed Jan... hugs
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Date: 1/26/2020 4:17:00 PM
His sense of smell is not working, moral of the story always wear a crash helmet in bed. Lol. Tom
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