Severe Wind Warning
At seven o’clock this morning
I farted without any warning
Blasted out of bed
Ouch! I bumped my head
Tum’s upset before day is dawning
Excess gas sure makes me feel ill
I swallow a black charcoal pill
From the break of dawn
I toot like a horn
I’m lucky hubby loves me still
I had a blast writing this fictional poem!
26/1/20
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020
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