Security Check

At the airport a young director Ready to film a new TV show Walked through the metal detector Forgetting his nail clippers in tow He had put them in his pocket Down a hole the clippers fell through Then just as the alarm went off He said, "There's something in my shoe!" Gun drawn an officer yelled, "Halt!" Thinking about what he should declare He said, "I'm just here to shoot a pilot" And it quickly went downhill from there!