Scuttlebutt

I like travelling a lot that’s why people are often giving me guilt trips. I like to drill and dig holes that’s why people always bore me. I like playing possum that’s why life often passes me by. I paint a lot in red that’s why people often catch me red-handed painting the town red. I am old-school and like to hitch rides on horse-drawn cart but fall off the wagon often. I bite off more than I can chew And I am hanging onto life now by the skin of my teeth.