Satan Vs God

Satan: "God, what does a million years mean to you?" 
God replied, "One minute" unhesitatingly. 
Satan: "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" 
God then immediately replied, "One penny." 
Satan asks, "Will You then grant me a penny God? I desperately need it." 
God replies, "Sure Satan. No problem. Just give Me one minute."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Freeman Avatar
February 12, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Yep, I see the impossibity Vs'ing the unlimited source. Agape, Moses
Haick Avatar
February 9, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Awesome, Billy! We know who the joke's on. Love, Annalise
Camp Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 8:07 PM
A very cute poem. I wasn't sure what direction this was going until the last line. Elton
Pettit Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 7:52 PM
God had the upper hand in this joke, as He always should. Good write Billy.
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