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Satan Vs God

Satan: "God, what does a million years mean to you?" God replied, "One minute" unhesitatingly. Satan: "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" God then immediately replied, "One penny." Satan asks, "Will You then grant me a penny God? I desperately need it." God replies, "Sure Satan. No problem. Just give Me one minute."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/12/2011 9:20:00 AM
Yep, I see the impossibity Vs'ing the unlimited source. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/9/2011 12:02:00 PM
Awesome, Billy! We know who the joke's on. Love, Annalise
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Date: 2/7/2011 8:07:00 PM
A very cute poem. I wasn't sure what direction this was going until the last line. Elton
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Date: 2/7/2011 7:52:00 PM
God had the upper hand in this joke, as He always should. Good write Billy.
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