Sarcasm of a Naturist Fanatic (Oil)

Fly little seagull, fly with your oily wings Or have some tasty dead oily fish It will slip down the throat with ease We humans call it a Gulf oil spill dish We humans all love to go to the beach Lay there all oiled up and tan Why cannot the birds and fish The Gulf oil will help it really can The governments allow us to chop the trees Destroying the rain forests with axes Why not a little oil spill They’ll cover it by raising taxes So don’t pay any attention to the Gulf And the life destroyed by the oil spill Just lay back relax and enjoy We’ll mop it up later just chill