Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Santa's Unexpected Gift For Mrs Claus - Bawdy Limerick

At Christmas he’s a busy chap -
and rarely has time for a nap
  But to his surprise
  He got a huge rise
When Mrs Claus sat on his lap!

Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest

checked with how many syllables

8,8,5,5,8

(Mrs classed as 1 syllable on soup counter, 2 syllables on how many syllables)


Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

11/17/19

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Pashang Salehi December 26, 2019 at 6:28 AM I love you... LOL

Connie Marcum Wong December 14, 2019 at 4:28 PM Yay! My wish came true...first place! Congratulations on your worthy win! You know I loved and faved this one! Mele Kalikimaka my friend! xxoo

Running Wolves December 11, 2019 at 8:04 PM Awesome write made me chuckle. Guess Santa's on the coal detail now...lol

Cecilia Macfarlane December 5, 2019 at 4:05 PM Put a smile on my face. Great limerick and win. Big congrats Jan. Hugs

Andrea Dietrich December 4, 2019 at 5:30 PM well, wow, look at his MRS!! this is fantastic, sweet friend. BIG congrats on your well deserved win

Joseph May December 4, 2019 at 4:46 PM Congrats on your win Jan

Chris Green December 4, 2019 at 8:52 AM Congrats on your win my friend.

Janice Canerdy December 4, 2019 at 8:42 AM CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice

Kim Rodrigues December 3, 2019 at 8:25 PM LOL! Your limericks always rise to the occasion, Jan! Congratulations!

Tania Kitchin December 3, 2019 at 8:00 PM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your funny bawdy limerick! :)

Gershon Wolf November 24, 2019 at 4:25 PM Ha, ha: What does SHE want for Xmas? Smiles, Jan! ~ Gershon

Joseph May November 23, 2019 at 7:26 AM Haha..Nicely done Jan

Pat Adams November 23, 2019 at 7:19 AM Love it Jan! The hoo doo you do so well!....And they aren't the only ones to have trouble with the Mrs..... 80)

Wayne Wysocki November 21, 2019 at 12:21 PM That did the trick for old saint Nick. A clever, well-written limerick.

Lindsay Laurie November 20, 2019 at 5:40 PM G'day Jan …. even santa has his needs Jan - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner November 19, 2019 at 6:42 PM So I guess she's on the Naughty list (for all the right reasons!)

Tom Cunningham November 18, 2019 at 10:18 AM Haha ,so Santa's real after all. A gem Jan, good luck. Tom.

Winged Warrior November 18, 2019 at 8:19 AM Nice pillows to nap on lol...a top winner Jan...time for a nap...(((Hugs)))...^WW^ :o)

Anne-Lise Andresen November 18, 2019 at 7:23 AM ... and his eyes almost pop out ! - Well done, Jan :))) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Pashang Salehi November 17, 2019 at 11:30 PM Soooo cute.

Eve Roper November 17, 2019 at 10:58 PM nicely done, Jan, good for the contest.

Bobby May November 17, 2019 at 8:02 PM OMG!! JAN this is priceless!!

Robert L. Hinshaw November 17, 2019 at 5:12 PM My! What a dirty old man! I love great limericks and this is a GREAT one, Jan. Glad you enjoyed the Frustrated Cat write. Bob

Rico Leffanta November 17, 2019 at 3:48 PM Thanks for the laugh! Good photo, too! Reminds me of that famous shot of Sophia Loren having a gander at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage ......Aloha! Rico

Ts Poetry November 17, 2019 at 2:38 PM Haha, good one Jan

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