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Santa's Predicament

Getting down the chimney, Santa got stuck
Belly got tautened while trying to duck
All over smeared with black soot
His face got dark like his boot
Rescue force came to move him in a truck

Dec.19.2022

~ Placed First~

A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Tania Kitchin
Syllable count- 10, 10, 7, 7, 10

Copyright © Valsa George | Year Posted 2022

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Line Gauthier Date: 12/25/2022 3:17:00 PM Poor Santa ! Warmest wishes for a wonderful new year to your and your loved ones, Valsa ~ Login to Reply

Terry Miller Date: 12/23/2022 11:39:00 PM Very funny, congratulations Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/23/2022 6:56:00 PM Congratulations on your win, Valsa. FUNNY! Many blessings and I wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 12/23/2022 5:36:00 PM Ah, he needs to lose a few. LOL Congratulations on your win Valsa! :) Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/23/2022 3:31:00 PM Congratulations on your win. A fun write/picture. Guess some chimneys are just tooooo small. Blessings................ Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/23/2022 1:54:00 PM Valsa, a funny one, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/23/2022 8:43:00 PM Thanks a lot Tania for picking up my limerick for a win !

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/23/2022 12:31:00 AM Perhaps Santa is under too much stress and stress eating which causes him to no longer fit. I enjoyed reading your contest entry. Reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/22/2022 5:47:00 AM Can you imagine how many Santa rescues have to be performed each Christmas Eve ;) LOL Login to Reply

Sotto Poet Date: 12/21/2022 4:26:00 PM Poor Santa, lovely write, Valsa, best wishes for the contest. Login to Reply

Deb M Date: 12/21/2022 5:20:00 AM Cute on Valsa….Debx Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/20/2022 1:14:00 AM Is it the chimney too small or is that amount of food? Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/19/2022 9:31:00 PM Bottoms up, Santa! lol. Login to Reply

Arlo Parker Date: 12/19/2022 6:42:00 PM Good luck in the contest. Poor Santa...;o[ Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/19/2022 8:59:00 PM Poor fellow. Why don't people build bigger chimneys...? :) Lol. Thanks a lot Arlo

Anselmo Boles Date: 12/19/2022 9:34:00 AM LOL, cleverly writ Valsa! This is definitely a strong contender for this contest. Your Limericks have consistently been packing humorous punches! Happy Holidays to you and loved ones!!...ab Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/19/2022 8:57:00 PM Glad you enjoyed my limerick. I too enjoy my limericks. But I don't think others enjoy them as much as I do. Thank you so much dear Anselmo....

Vijay Pandit Date: 12/19/2022 6:19:00 AM Poor Santa! A fun read, Valsa. Best to you. Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/19/2022 8:53:00 PM Indeed his predicament is so sad . Thank you Vijay !

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/19/2022 2:39:00 AM - He has to go on a diet :))) - Best wishes in the contest, Valsa :) - Wishing you and your loved ones a lovely Christmas - hugs Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/19/2022 5:12:00 AM Sure.. Smile. Definitely after this episode he will seriously think of it. :))) Thanks a lot dear friend. ;

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/18/2022 11:22:00 PM Lol a crane should do it because he's a big man. Good luck in the contest Valsa. Tom Login to Reply Valsa George Date: 12/19/2022 5:10:00 AM Quite true.... ! He needs to be lifted with a crane. Thanks a lot Tom for your humorous response...