Santa Returns To Ms Robbinsons

Santa's sleigh crashes to a rooftop.
Down the chimney he goes with a plop.
   A woman stands in the nude
   She's smiling with a plate of food.
"This Christmas we do it on the tabletop!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Haick Avatar
December 2, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Hilarious, JAM! Excellent Limerick! Enjoyed. Love, Audrey
Roberts Avatar
December 2, 2010 at 7:33 AM
this made me laugh out loud, good one Jimmy
La France Avatar
December 2, 2010 at 6:57 AM
Very cute Jimmy, I enjoyed this one very much~~
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