Sammy the Snake - Humour Contest

Sammy the snake had a stutter His "S" sssssss he couldn't say. When eating his fish and chips Path the thalt pleath is what he said The other snakes made fun of him Calling him Thammy to his face He will have his come uppance I think for sure he will have his day Sammy slipped and slid to Wales Stopping enroute in Sussex Now that's hard for him to say Came out more like. Thuthex So off to a speech therapist he did slither Please help me say my Sssssss Of course she proclaimed no bother So re training he commenced There was a contest in audio soup Where poetry was read All the animals entered it Sammy the snake took the lead. ............... Moral to this story There is always a remedy No matter the problem You just have to find the way. ............... Penned 16/1/2015