Rudolph - a Compendium

Rudolph has got a red nose From going where no reindeer goes The roof that had ice on Belonged to Mike Tyson It ended up coming to blows ***** This book about reindeer, I’ve recently found Says reindeer eat leaves and grass from the ground There’s also a chapter or two That should give us humans a clue They never eat raisins where rabbits abound ***** A reindeer should not pull a sleigh That’s what I heard Santa Claus say The smells that they make Catch him in their wake And then when they tinkle they spray ***** Santa’s just bought a new chopper He’s learning to fly good and proper The chopper’s a winner No turkey for dinner So Rudolph has just come a cropper