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Ruby Slippers

Dorothy hated her ruby slippers
And hid them under the munchkin's knickers
He soon got up to go pee 
But tripped and fell on his knee
Her ruby slippers are now wet trippers

The scarecrow found Dorothy's wet red shoes
He didn't know why, but he was not amused
Gave them to the witch
who said she wouldn't snitch
After what he just did, he's now confused

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Charles Messina Date: 12/14/2024 12:07:00 PM Very cute limerick, Tania. I'm so confused...(lol) Congratulations on your winning placement in my contest. Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas. Hugs Charlie Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 12/14/2024 12:09:00 PM Charlie, Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your family as well!

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/14/2024 9:23:00 AM Congrats on your placement Tania, enjoy your weekend. Tom Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 12/14/2024 11:23:00 AM Tom, thank you.

Duke Beaufort Date: 11/29/2024 7:41:00 AM Thanks for this Tania. I suppose it suggests be careful what you wish for. TCM showed the Wizard of Oz recently and the slippers bestow a lot of power. Your work seems to suggest trying to give that away or not pursuing it so hard. That would certainly make for an interesting film. Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 11/29/2024 3:01:00 PM Duke, thanks for your visit.

Daniel Henry Rodgers Date: 11/28/2024 5:52:00 AM Oh Dear Tania, what a delightful limerick to read this morning that brought a smile and chuckle. Good luck in the contest. Autumn Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 11/28/2024 7:07:00 AM Daniel, thank you.

Victor Buhagiar Date: 11/24/2024 12:35:00 PM I'm inclined to go pee every time I read your funny stories :) Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 11/24/2024 4:32:00 PM Victor, haha, thanks for your visit.

John Read Date: 11/24/2024 7:41:00 AM Those munchkins are not known for their taste, peeing all over the place, they find it quicker, peeing in a slipper, their actions are a utter disgrace. Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 11/24/2024 8:26:00 AM John, a funny one.

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/23/2024 1:48:00 PM Yuck, lol, needs to find a drier hiding place. Good luck in the contest Tania. Tom Login to Reply Tania Kitchin Date: 11/24/2024 4:32:00 PM Tom, thank you.