Rocky Xii

My name's Rocky Balboa, Some say I'm old as soil; An' if you call me punchy, My blood begins to boil! Mickey's gone to heaven, Apollo and Adrian too; Now I'm stuck with Paulie, A bum without a clue! I'll wake up in da' morning, Right at da' crack of dawn; Shuffle for a block or two, An' pass out on da' lawn! "Yo Paulie!"..."Where are you?!" It's time to start our day; Don't forget da' liniment, I only use Ben-Gay! Let me box my shadow, For 'dis I have a knack; "Whoa!!"...I must be crazy, My shadow punched me back!! "Drop 'dat Seagram's, Paulie!" Come help me to da' ring; Did you pack my 'focals? 'Cause I can't see a thing! I float like a fire truck, Sting like a flea; My feet are tired an' swollen, Sit ups make me pee! Ev'ry time I skip rope, My feet get tangled up; Who says I need a mouthpiece? My teeth are in 'dat cup! Da' punchin' bag's too lumpy, Push ups makes me sick; I think I'm gettin' dizzy, "Somebody help me, quick!!" I had my millionth fight, It didn't go too well; I couldn't leave my corner, 'Cause I never heard da' bell! Put 'dis one in da' books, I'm feelin' like a fool; Have you ever seen a boxer, Get knocked out on his stool?! It's time to go home, Paulie!" We'll never quit 'dis scene; Get ready for da' sequel, I'll see you in 'Thirteen!'