Robo Rom-Antics

I can do reverse back flips
  Touch my elbow to my lips
Raise one eyebrow, wiggle my ears
  Sit down without moving my rear

When I was young
   I'd roll my tongue
Make my armpits chuckle 
  Crack my knuckles

Throw my voice off canyon walls
  Jump clear 'cross Niagara Falls
Flaunt the latest dance techniques
  Flex the muscles on my physique

So, don't you want to marry me
  Battery included, under warranty
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Ermine Avatar
August 23, 2020 at 7:26 PM
.. You may need a Chiropractor... Had me sold at the end for sure..... Battery operated partner, let's be frank and say a lot of us would be up for that!!
Wolf Avatar
August 24, 2020 at 7:59 PM
Ha, ha! Hey, Battery operated President too. Why not?! ~ Robo-Raconteur
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