Robert Makes His Will

By Elton Camp

Someday I’ll depart this time of strife.
My will distributes what I had in life.

Ere long I’ll be bones and rotten.
By all my friends well forgotten.

My wife gets a large monthly ration.
If she fulfills just a single stipulation.

She must quickly take another spouse,
Stay married, and live in the same house.

It seems a bit strange to you?
This is what I now hope to do.

Few will mourn my passing, but yet
One man my death will sure regret.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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October 7, 2014 at 10:47 PM
So much truth in these words :) eve
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October 8, 2014 at 6:45 AM
I posted this at another site and got an extremely angry response from one lady who read it. It must have fit her a bit too well for her to see that it was a humor write, but based on an underlying truth in some cases. Thanks for reading and for your comment. Elton
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