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Religion: Hitting Yourself Over The Head With a Hammer

Christianity: “hitting yourself over the head with a hammer so that when you stop it feels so good.” Judaism: “hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because you are a chosen one.” Muslim: “It feels good hitting other people over the head with a hammer.” Hinduism: “Watching everyone else hitting themselves and others with hammers and finding it amusing.” Sikhism: “Letting the Guru hit you over the head with a hammer so that when he stops it feels so good.” Confucianism: “Hitting yourself and your family members over the head with a hammer, in a highly refined manner, for the sake of the community.” Theravada Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels horrible.” Mahayana Buddhism: “Telling other people that there is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels horrible.” Vajrayana Buddhism: “There is no one to do the hitting, no hammer, no people to hit and it feels fantastic.” Jainism: “Please stop hurting all the poor hammers!” Rastafarian: “Let’s make a hammer shaped spliff! “ Daoism: “Hitting yourself over the head with hammer without hitting yourself over the head with a hammer.” Masonic: “Let’s sell all these stupid people hammers.”

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Date: 4/10/2015 3:37:00 AM
Funny stuff! But you left out Satanism: Everyone get hammered, have orgies and hammer one another. Ummmmm....HAMM ER! lol
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Date: 3/30/2015 6:36:00 AM
The title and the contents had me laughing. Now you must be careful as all those offended by this seek to hit you in the head with their "hammers".
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