Regretting Cake

This may seem odd, but on this take,
The only cake I regretted was the one I didn't bake.

As a child my mom taught me the art of beating the mix,
Showing me the variations that were her little "tricks".

The one that I make mention of is one never made,
Because before it went into the oven I made a little raid.

I licked the spatula, the beaters, the mixing bowl and then the cake in the pan.
So the mix never felt anything warmer than my hot little hands.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" were my watchwords that day,
As I wrenched my guts out when I went out to play.

Needless to say that I was not the only one whose day was made sad,
That mix was supposed to be a Surprise Birthday Cake for my Dad!

I was fortunate that mom did not chastise me more for my indiscreet role,
I think she felt sorry for me, as I spent the night with my head in the "Bowl".


written 8/4/16
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Godwin Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 11:08 PM
Ohhhhh, I laughed, so funny, Dan. I hope you are well, yes, I do. Enjoyed it and hope more are coming ... CayCay
Allison Avatar
August 29, 2016 at 5:13 AM
ha ha ha this is hilarious Dan - the final couplet is absolutely priceless!:-) hugs Jan xx
Emu Avatar
August 4, 2016 at 10:05 PM
Great job Dan, enjoyed the read, We've all had a bit of a lick as kids but you took it a step too far. I don't mean to be picky but just letting you know maybe in the last line you were meant to put me instead of my.
Cwiak Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 12:10 AM
Thanks, Craig. I do not mind picky when it comes to editing...and you are correct, it should be "me". I'm glad you caught it. Thanks for the read and the heads up.
Hoffman Avatar
August 4, 2016 at 7:48 PM
I love this poem, made me laugh Dan!:)
Cwiak Avatar
August 4, 2016 at 8:01 PM
Thanks, Cheryl. It didn't make me laugh at the time, but upon recollection....LOL. Glad it made you laugh.
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