Redneck Wedding

When the preacher asked Do you take this man
The groom thought this was a thrill
The bride replied I may as well
Being no one else will
When the preacher said Do you take this woman
For your awful wedded wife
The groom replied Oh my
You mean the sentence is for life
Two families sitting side by side
Watching each other like hawks
When the Bride and groom stepped outside
Instead of rice, they threw rocks.
It was a romance made in heaven
If you want to know the truth
She was in love with his pick up truck
And he loved her front tooth
They went on their honeymoon
To a cabin on top of the hill
There was furniture on the front lawn
In the back there was a still
He promised her he’d do his best
And some day they’d have it made
So he decided to go back to school
And finish second grade
Now you might think this is funny
And filled your heart with laughter
But they never worried about material things
So they lived happily ever after.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 7/3/2009 1:58:00 PM
well, I'll log that away ~possum
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Date: 6/29/2009 7:35:00 PM
oh what a cool ending! you are the 'King Of The Soup!' Vince, great work!! jim
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Date: 6/27/2009 10:31:00 PM
Your funny writes are now a fashion statement of wit, and I must applaud you for bringing it so fresh and humorous still. One love with all my thanks and gratitude to your friendship and inspiration ... I am breaking a 2 weeks hiatus to enjoy more of the soup.
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Date: 6/27/2009 2:25:00 PM
@.@ indeed it was funny jojojo and the last lines reminded me of The Matrix, when mentioned that ignorance is sometimes best for mankind; thanks a lot for the experience!!!=D
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Date: 6/26/2009 8:02:00 PM
Woooow. You made my day. This is hilarious. I love it. Ernilando
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Date: 6/25/2009 10:34:00 AM
A delight of write Vince, had me smiling>>James
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Date: 6/21/2009 10:21:00 AM
I almost fell outta my chair! This is hilarious!! Hey Vince, I just want to say thank you for the words of encouragement. You truly are a friend. Happy Father's Day! God bless! Milt
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Date: 6/19/2009 8:20:00 PM
smiled the whole way through this poem man. and i love the ending. very well written-love and peace:james
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Date: 6/19/2009 12:40:00 PM
lol i love this piece so much its a funny fact how nice of a touch you put on it thanks for the comment
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Date: 6/19/2009 10:56:00 AM
This is beautifull....!!! Classy write Vince.. Just dropped by to say Hi and thanx to the comments u made on my work...!!........Keep smilin!...>>Crystal
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Date: 6/18/2009 6:15:00 PM
i believe every word. john
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Date: 6/18/2009 9:41:00 AM
Oh Vince!! This is halarious, sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy routine. Love is what makes the world go around not material things however, we are often measured by our possessions. Thanks for the laugh!
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Date: 6/17/2009 10:24:00 PM
Yeeeehaaaa !! , Well done , Vince . Great story , as only you can ......
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Date: 6/17/2009 5:51:00 PM
I love to read your poetry. You make me smile -AA
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Date: 6/17/2009 4:52:00 PM
I do think it's funny, funny you thought it up. But, my sense of humor is open to question LOL...Light & Love & check out My Redneck Xmas
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Date: 6/17/2009 3:38:00 PM
THis is so different and funny. I liked the zing on the end line. I could see this as a country song lyric, eh?! Thank you for your comment on my contest entry. I appreciate it. GK
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Date: 6/17/2009 1:29:00 PM
There's a lesson we could learn from this charming little story....some of the happiest people in the world are plain and simple folk ! :)
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Date: 6/17/2009 1:10:00 PM
Very funny! Like the last two lines. Take care Many blessings to you and yours. Love Light Truth Patricia
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Date: 6/17/2009 11:21:00 AM
This is soc cute. The bad part is that here were I'm at it may just be true. LOL! But hey each to there own right? Wonderful write. Keep it up. Lots of Love, Misty
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Date: 6/17/2009 11:19:00 AM
This is Awesome! I got a good kick out of this one. Great job! Nate
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Date: 6/17/2009 10:55:00 AM
Funny write.
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Date: 6/17/2009 10:43:00 AM
I absolutely love this!
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