Daver Austin Poet Limerick

Really - Well Raleigh

REALLY?  WELL RALEIGH!

There once was a man from Raleigh
Who liked to share food with his collie
 On his knees one day,
               while bent over the tray,
                   it bit off his nose    by golly

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Not a true story

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Poet Destroyer A January 23, 2011 at 2:41 PM he he! Daver, you are silly.. who bit who's nose? lol.. bad collie! bad collie!.. by the way.. my mom once bit her dog.. because he bit her.... and that is a true story.. and it was funny... love it.. thanks for the smile..p.d.

Elaine George January 22, 2011 at 12:55 PM lol!!!!! ha....ha....ha. Good one my friend. Lainie

Wilma Neels January 22, 2011 at 10:47 AM Oh my word, this had me smiling Dave, enjoyed your limerick tonight.. hope your weekend is a good one.. love Wilma

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 21, 2011 at 8:11 AM Dave ... this one is great for the contest.. u are a wonderful poet my friend... and so entertaining ... I always smile reading u..luv..

Cas Davis January 21, 2011 at 5:27 AM :))

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 20, 2011 at 4:59 PM Super Dave.. what a visual here.. good luck in the contest ... very funny luv..

Andrea Dietrich January 20, 2011 at 4:09 PM hahaha, that gosh dang ravenous collie, what got into him??? Very cute, DAver!

Dr.Ram Mehta January 20, 2011 at 3:33 PM Quite hilarious and funny write, Good luck in the contest, daver

Sara Kendrick January 20, 2011 at 1:59 PM Glad that it was made up totally imaginary..Enjoyed the laugh...Your presence at my work brought joy...Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown January 20, 2011 at 12:55 PM I am reading many excellent poems this afternoon Daver. I am glad I ran across your excellent poetry again today. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire January 20, 2011 at 11:59 AM I won't rally round this collie, by golly, and I'll never set foot in Raleigh! I know you don't do contests, Daver, but this would be a terrific entry for Deb Guzzi's Limerick II challenge. Very funny indeed! Love it and love you, Carolyn