Re-Teethed

Dad’s eldest brother’s son,
         		 had just turned twenty one,
                            	and Mum put on the party at our place, 
          	where his ‘rellies’ and mates, 
          		cleaned up the beer and plates, 
                            	while Uncle Edgar showed a  gloomy face.

          	Dad saw that ‘Unc’ was low, 
          		for why he didn’t know,
                            	so he sat down beside him on the seat.
          	Dad said, “What’s the matter?” 
          		‘Unc’ with gummy chatter,
                            	“I’ve lost my flamin’ teeth and I can’t eat!”

         	Dad said, “Well, that isn’t fair”, 
          		so took him out to where,
                            	a box was opened up out in the shed,
       	and when ‘Unc’ looked in there, 
         		 teeth grinned ev’rywhere,
                            	“Now try an’ find ‘yerself’ a pair,” Dad said.

		Uncle Edgar was rapt. 
          		A pair had fitted apt,
                            	insisting that our dentist get reward,
          	but Dad swiftly resolved, 
         		 “No dentist’s were involved,
                            	a good mate gets ‘em from the sewerage board”.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 10/9/2015 6:15:00 PM
Eeeek, but a funny tale Lindsay. You have a delightful way of sharing a story!
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Date: 10/10/2015 2:49:00 AM
Thank you Connie... this is just a bit of fun to read at the dinner table - thank you Connie - Lindsay
Date: 9/21/2015 12:55:00 AM
I'm sure it happens a lot more than we think, Lindsay. Great write, thanks for the smile. Regards, Viv
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Date: 9/25/2015 2:02:00 AM
G'day Viv... I was talking to a bloke in a nursing home last week who claimed his bottom set of false teeth were stolen out of his room - thanks mate - Lindsay
Date: 9/11/2015 11:23:00 AM
...ewwww! ugh! hahahah! you never fail to surprise and at times shock, Lindsay!
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Date: 9/15/2015 7:13:00 PM
I do enjoy taking you to places where you've never been before Kim - haha - Lindsay
Date: 9/10/2015 12:54:00 AM
what a surprise,laurie.. love the way this was essayed!... wow.. huggs
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Date: 9/15/2015 7:12:00 PM
G'day nette... thank you nette although it's not a surprise that would please too many - Lindsay
Date: 9/9/2015 9:49:00 PM
What an excellent. Story, it flows smoothly within the readers mind...love........A.M.
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Date: 9/9/2015 11:20:00 PM
Hello Afolabi... thank you for commenting Afolabi. I'm pleased that you could follow the plot easily - Lindsay
Date: 9/8/2015 11:23:00 PM
OH MY, another great TWIST!! That dad was very resourceful. hahaha. You are GREAT!
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Date: 9/9/2015 9:23:00 PM
Hello Andrea... thanks for commenting again. The moral is I guess - don't lose your false teeth - regards - Lindsay
Date: 9/8/2015 6:59:00 PM
My oh my. Let's hope they were well disinfected. You have just the most marvelous sense of humor and are always full of surprises. How did you get to be this way?
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Date: 9/9/2015 9:18:00 PM
Thank you Duke... to be honest I don't know, although it's probably the company I've kept over the years - Lindsay
Date: 9/8/2015 4:30:00 PM
Absolutely hilarious, Lindsay:) Your rhyme is, as usual, very tasty! ~ All the best. // paul
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Date: 9/9/2015 9:15:00 PM
Hi there Paul... thanks again. Perhaps the teeth might add extra flavour... no, surely not - Lindsay
Date: 9/8/2015 12:23:00 PM
A well and beautiful descriptive...excellent as always......A.M.
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Date: 9/9/2015 9:12:00 PM
Hello Afolabi... once again, thank you for your support - Lindsay
Date: 9/8/2015 5:20:00 AM
Eeww!! Always look forward to your poems Laurie, love these wee twists at the end.
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Date: 9/9/2015 9:06:00 PM
G'day Mark... thank you Mark. This style of joke poetry goes well at poets breakfasts - Lindsay
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