Rat and Pig Or You and Me

you've heard me speak of zodiacs your face is giving weird looks with me staring right on back so i started to read in one of my books it's one of the books with signs in chinese "so surprising" not what you'd expect so i'm breaking you in with a tender ease but with total honesty and respect now i'll proberbly be causing myself alot of strife but it says your a typical pig no honest on my mundane life not only that but it's written quite big well i thought that sounded quite bad my sign said i'm worse than that when i turnt over the page and how sad i ended up being a bloody rat!!!!