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Ralph Malph's Mouth

Ah Yes, Do you remember this character from "Happy Days" Ralph Malph played by Donny Most? Well, brothers and sisters He inspired me to create this tongue twister. RALPH MALPH'S MOUTH. Come on all you poets who know it. Say it 10 times in 10 seconds if you can! Faster!Quicker! Don't hesitate. Enunciate! If you did it perfectly, you're better than me. Come on all of you in poetry land. With clever words at your command. Give me your best tongue twisters. All you talented sisters and misters! The Tongue Twister Challenge IS ON!!

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/3/2021 9:21:00 PM

I imagine that actor was so brutally typecast as Ralph he could never work in Hollywood again. This contest is one I will have to try!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/29/2020 3:19:00 PM

oh happy days what fun memories, I had forgotten all about ralph malph:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/30/2020 12:47:00 PM

Yeah it certainly has been crappy, roll on 2021 so we can have some fun:-) hugs jan xx

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/29/2020 4:45:00 PM

Sequel in 2020. Crappy Unhappy Days.

Christian Alexander

Date: 12/28/2020 10:39:00 AM

So, a tongue twister eh, Mister? oh me oh my sounds like fun for this here guy Thanks Joe

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/28/2020 2:25:00 PM

Try this one from my youth when vocal emanations from the anal cavity were considered quite hilarious! " One smart fellow,he felt smart".

Jenna Logan

Date: 12/25/2020 6:20:00 AM

A tongue twister contest. Sounds like fun, Joe!

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/25/2020 9:29:00 AM

Come on JeLo, let's do the twist. Poetically not Musically

Beata Agustin

Date: 12/24/2020 8:02:00 PM

Thanks for sharing this, and for inviting us to join... Meanwhile... Cheering you with blest Christmas spirit, while sharing you "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/24/2020 8:50:00 PM

And God bless you!

Reason A. Poteet

Date: 12/24/2020 1:53:00 PM

Wowlph! What a mouthful! May I wish you a simple Meh We Qwis mus.

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/24/2020 8:37:00 PM

And a Hap Hap Happee Noo Yeere to yoo,sur!

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 12/24/2020 7:39:00 AM

Thank you, Joe, for this fun contest, and for your fun tongue twister, too!!

Joe Sandler
Date: 12/24/2020 7:43:00 AM

Thank you.Twist your tongue and enter!