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Raking It In

I had to pay for a new pair of shoes When I went shopping today, I asked politely but they refused, To freely give them away. I guess that’s just the way of things, And everything comes with a fee. It’s a shame about the strife it brings, Because money don’t grow on a tree. But what if it did? Think of the inflationary implications, When the leaves begin to drop. And all of the economic ramifications, When the falling leaves won’t stop. Why we’d be ankle deep in currency, Enough around to burn. My Maple tree would carry me There’d be no need to earn. There’d be a line of kids around the block, Just wanting to rake my yard. I’d keep them moving around the clock, Then bags of leaves I’d guard. I’d take my leaves to the bank, To make a deposit at the local branch. They might think that it’s a prank, But I’m saving for an oak tree ranch.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 11/3/2011 9:15:00 AM
Delightful......I like the way you dream!
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Date: 10/12/2011 10:14:00 AM
Hi Tony, just wanted to let ya know, I always love reading your works and so glad I found them here.... anywya, left a little remark/ reply to Don's "Baby Lu" thought you may want to take a peek. The best of all the best to you and yours, Cindy Lu
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Date: 10/10/2011 5:17:00 PM
by the way, on the Jail story, and my own shoe case, well tony, I plead no contest, I I thought, had I actually did the crime, it would've been No-Contest Man, I splattered the sucker in 3.4 seconds. you can call me the applier but you'd be lyyyyin'. sorry if I pesterin' you. bye My Best to You and Yours, Cindy Lu
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Date: 10/10/2011 10:27:00 AM
A nice dream! Some of the leaves might look like they are gold, at this time of year, but they are just leaves! Interesting poem though!
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Date: 10/9/2011 10:11:00 PM
Great wit in this Tony, for sure there would be no unemployment.
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Date: 10/9/2011 1:11:00 PM
read again, hey, I like the idea, especially when I got locked up once for something I didn't do. Throwing applesauce on someones car? I'm like, "officer, you can look in my trash, there ain't no applesauce, can" afarid I had to be booked, spent 5 days in the city jail, so I plead, no contest, gotta get that call for the job.....worst part was, they gave me 2 left shoes(sandals)colored and I am quite serious Tony, I even told them. "oh, they do that sometimes" I'd steal a shoe now! hahaha. nice work, Lu
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Date: 10/9/2011 8:25:00 AM
LOL, great fun : )
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Date: 10/9/2011 2:20:00 AM
I Would LOVE this money tree, Tony. you are very clever with humor. As for the licorice dream, I just made that up. I was never a mouse. However, I may have been a dog once. I am pretty sure I have placed myself in the character of an animal a few times. One time I was nursing my kids again(they were small again) (and they were cats. Good grief!)
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Date: 10/8/2011 12:34:00 PM
How clever, Tony. There is a "money tree," but it doesn't really grow money of course. The U.S. government is printing money with no gold to back it up. We could be knee deep in doo-doo very soon. Loved the title too and really enjoy your sense of humor. Best wishes in Carol's leaf contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/8/2011 11:02:00 AM
"Poverty is economic security" you know that right? hahaha, good morningish read, I smiled all the way through it, love your style of writing. It is logic, unrealistic at times and fun! best regards and blessed moments in you and yours lives, Cindyre: Journey
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Date: 10/8/2011 7:03:00 AM
Ooo shoe shopping one of my fav past~times lol...Awesome poem Tony x0x
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