Questions?

Questions If form follows function, why does everything have too many bells and whistles? Especially cell phone. If everything is so simple a rocket scientist could do it, why aren’t we all Werner von Braun’s? Checkbooks are a mystery. If the early bird gets the worm, why are there birds out getting worms in the evening? I get up early but I don’t eat worms. If you are letting the cat out of the bag, why are you telling the secret? Why was the cat in the bag in the first place? If curiosity killed the cat, why aren’t more cats deceased? I don’t like cats so_______. If it is raining cats and dogs, why don’t we have sturdier umbrellas? Must get kind of messy when they hit the ground. If we paint the town red to have a good time, why are all towns pretty drab looking? I only like red cars not buildings. If someone is coming out of left field, why don’t we just ignore them in the first place? I played center field in little league. If we can’t have our cake and eat it too, why even bother having cake at all? I just made an orange pound cake, so_______