Quacking Crackers

Donald Duck Chancellor of this fowl kingdom 
wearing an upside down smile's raging hypocrite backwards 
this deranged Duck twitters to and fro as his unhinged subjects 
unwittingly applaud him onto a victory march that never appears equal 
except in his alternate universe of oneness 
 
Calamity Jane perchance is on the horizon 
while war looms close by this feather prides himself 
on his big show asking for a mirror to check his orange glow
he jokes and preens fading in and out so it would seem logical
tearing down all good morals he alienates with his constant magic escapades
 
 
Sleight of hand reflections move 
with this fake news it gets exposed
the big top rotates under an eclipsed lie
fire breathing condemning all those against his way
entering the arena for the next late show
 
Now Big Bird has been caught fibbing 
just when they thought everyone was safe
getting off the band wagon or so to speak
Just signing the pact with her feathered friend 
letting on they are getting on so well for the world to see buddies 
Almost joined at the hip like in their loyalty reigning over truth 
in this ungodly circus of the vainest sort
 
Where the funfair clowns abound
under fabrications an orangutan watches on 
beating his chest in an ape like manner and solid hands 
he has no way to express words
puffing and panting swaggers
living under thee umbrella protected from the truth’s influence
 
 
Alvin and his chipmunks sing the national anthem 
while the confederate flag waves goodbye over democracy
begins the three little pigs stages as they enter the building 
their houses from clay flamed with truth
ransomed for vanities sake no good ending can come

Earthquakes separate the earth
floods come with grave disaster  
hurricanes winds rise from the greatest source 
even this cannot deter or distract this awful Duck
one mission under a selfish chant of 
quack a doodle quack, quack a doodle quack, quack a doodle quack
which only translates to me 
only me, me only me, me only me!



a co written piece by Donna Loughman and Liam Mcdaid
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 10/22/2017 3:23:00 PM
Congrats on POTD
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/23/2017 2:26:00 PM
Thank you Silent One:-)
Date: 10/15/2017 1:21:00 PM
Hello Donna!! Best Congratulations to you and Liam here on POTD honor and on this most excellent collaboration!! I wonder who the "subject person" is of this hilarious political verse?? Methinks this self-centered idiot also carries the title as "The Pied Piper from New York City." HA!! HA!! "Me Only Me" describes the "Joke of a Leader" perfectly!! Very Well-Done my friends!! A FAVE ABSOLUTELY TOO!! Best Always, Gary
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/16/2017 8:20:00 AM
Gary, thank you So much! Yes, methinks you’re right as the pied piper is ubiquitous these days:-) I thank you for the comment!
Date: 10/11/2017 10:33:00 PM
Congratulations on POTD. Well done...Maria
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/12/2017 8:36:00 AM
Thank you Maria! :-)
Date: 10/11/2017 4:58:00 PM
I love your zoo write of our government, Donna & Liam. Congratulations on POTD
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/11/2017 8:23:00 PM
Thank you Eve! It’s always a privilege to write with Liam. I appreciate your comment very much:-) Donna
Date: 10/11/2017 2:31:00 PM
- CONGRATULATIONS   TO YOU   BOTH ! - hugs // Anne-Lise and DOLLY DUCK :)
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/11/2017 8:20:00 PM
Thank you Anne-Lise! I am very grateful for your comment! Love the “Dolly Duck” Take care, Donna:-)
Date: 10/11/2017 11:30:00 AM
Thank you Maureen! Yes unfortunately it is very true. It was an honor to write with Liam! I appreciate your comment very much:-)
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Date: 10/11/2017 6:52:00 AM
Donna and Liam, fabulous penning, would be funny of course if it weren't so true. Congrats on potd x2 :)
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Date: 10/10/2017 7:12:00 AM
Great story telling Donna.. A great collab.
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Donna Loughman
Date: 10/11/2017 11:45:00 AM
Thank you Silent One! A mixture of humor and unfortunate truth. I appreciate you commenting very much! :-)
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