Put To Good Use

My kids they have big plans for me When I leave this side for eternity They know I'm taking with me my soul But with the rest they're opening up a store They're going to take and stretch my skin And make leather furniture out of it But not before they shave all my hair For the making of fuzzy wuzzy underwear They'll nail my eyeballs to the wall So I can keep watch on the store In case they ever need a break Or in the morning when they're running late The rest they'll either throw away Or set out on the dogs dinner plate No matter what it is they do I'm sure they'll put me to good use I wonder if that's why they're fattening me up So in the end it'll boost profits This actually came about from my kids telling me when I die they're going to make a couch out of me...Living in Florida I hang out in the sun a lot! Lol!