Pun Fun

I had an IPod problem! I fixed it, this is how! I named the thing "Titanic", by God, it's "syncing" now! I was wondering where the sun goes? I stayed up all night to see! Sure enough, next morning, it finally "dawned" on me! I'm an avid reader. I read anything around. I read an "anti-gravity" book, and I couldn't put it "down"! I know some real bad food jokes, but let me tell you first! The one about German sausage, brother, that's the "wurst"! There are several types of illness, that leave you sore and weak! But, when your bladder is infected, "urine" trouble, so to speak! I was sorta down and out! Times were hard, you know? So, I got a job in a bakery, because I "kneaded" dough! NOTE; I apologize if you wasted your time reading this! I need to get a life! Sorry folks.