Public Nuisance Number 1

Dragon made the papers for that very unfortunate Church event, toots sweet. Then Dragon, suddenly, decided to finger-paint billboards, all over the town. He’d discovered painting was sooo cool, and wanted to, spread his joy around. It wouldn’t have been bad, but the Mayor was on them, and it was election time. He didn’t like psychedelic mustaches, as yes; he even considered them a crime. Dragon was called to court, lickety split, as the National news came into town. We saw the writing on the wall, before it began; Dragon was, about to be banned. So Grandpa Troll and I put our heads together, as never before, we needed to plan. Now the aim would be to turn a fiasco, into a miracle beyond anything, to compare. Dragon entered, with head held high, painted, shined, and leashed, as a dragonfly. The newspapers called, were mesmerized, this’d be great to make readership, fly! All the businesses were booming, with visitors coming from everywhere, to stare. The judge and mayor glowered, with menace, as the charges were read, out loud. When asked what we had to say for ourselves, this is what I replied to the crowd… Church ministries have gone viral, collecting new followers, all around the world. Yes we are sorry, for the mischievous, and crazy lives we seem to live, and unfurl. The town is flourishing, in spite of all we do, and we volunteer our work, each week. The State Fair wants, Dragon, to replace plane flyovers, unaffordable to put on, here. But, if we aren’t wanted… we’ll take bids, and then with heavy hearts, we will go. Yes, we’ll solve the problem, by saying goodbye, and then leaving you all, alone. There were fees to pay, as only a few towns’ people applauded, that we would go. Alas, the Preacher, and businessmen realized, their newfound profits would go, also. The mayors’ dislike toward us, became the towns problem, as it hit the national news. Protestors, environmentalists, and endangered species lawsuits were now filed, anew. Trolls, Dragons, and Mary River Turtles are rare, so the government, stepped in, too. They declared the National Forest and our home, as a new, kind of wildlife refuge. As we went viral on the Internet, the town applauded us, in a political, turn around. Dragon became everybody’s friend, and got to do State Fair acrobatics, in the end. Wow, my head is still spinning, from all this, as with results, we were over whelmed. The moral to this story is: never give up and, yes, of course, learn to use… the Internet.