Prophets and comb overs

The false prophets abloom again
just like they were at the turn of the century.
Afterall, 2000 is a huge number
and huge numbers beg for huge events...
the second coming would have fit the bill.

After a couple thousand years
the wandering children of Israel came back home
The good book says the third temple has to be built 
some red heifers are to be sacrificed.
Sometime after, the antichrist is to arrive.
This is when things supposedly get a little rough
the believers are going to get sucked into heaven.
the rest of us will be left to fend for ourselves
in the rubble and nuclear dust.

The tribulation ignites
Christ is commissioned to open a can of wup ass.
I'd pay top dollar for a front row seat to that.
Then a thousand years of peace (this is hard to believe.)
What happens after that is anyone's guess.

PS.
Some pink haired woman on utube 
recently screamed "Trump is da antichrist"!
Just like some beer bellied boys thought Obama was.

I believe the antichrist to be a covert type entity
Trump always shows the world what's up his sleeve.
Besides I don't think Dr. Triple 6 will have a comb over
but then again, I'm no prophet.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2025



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