Probably Not Today

Some of my fears are warranted
some might be coming true
but I've coined a lovely catch-all phrase
to keep me from feeling blue...

“Probably not today” I say
as my health is in decline
I'll probably not fall dead today
just gripe, and groan, and whine.

“Probably not today” I claim
as I look inside my cupboard
I shouldn't starve to death today 
no, the thought is quite absurd!

“Probably not today” I state
as I think he loves me less
but he's not fallen out of love in a day-
no, it's needless, senseless stress...

“Probably not today” I judge
that my creditors won't be inclined
to seize, and freeze, and take away
all the things I consider mine.

“Probably not today, my dear”
I comfort myself by saying
the roof will hold another day
'though the shingles are decaying.

“Probably not today” I think
no, it's not as I had predicted-
although the rent's a few days behind
I probably won't be evicted.

“Probably not today” I chant
as the storms about me howl
I probably won't be blown away
'though the weather is quite foul.

“Probably not today” I add
as the list is growing so
that I hardly can keep track of all
my probable someday-woes.

“Probably not today” I fear
probably not, I guess...
I'll probably not stop thinking these things
'though it causes a terrible mess!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Cohen Avatar
July 22, 2020 at 7:10 PM
Rhona, sure looking forward to you getting your muse back and cooking up some more poems like this for us. OK, "probably not today." Maybe tomorrow?!
Mcferran Avatar
July 22, 2020 at 8:33 PM
Aawww, thanks for the lovely comment! I sure hope my muse comes back that soon!! ;)
Faulkner Avatar
January 26, 2020 at 3:22 PM
I think that often, but maybe because I'm such a procrastinator! Also happy to see a new one from you!
Mcferran Avatar
January 27, 2020 at 12:14 AM
Oh, me too!! Thanks, yes- my muse took an extended holiday leave... ;P
Dietrich Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 8:36 PM
VERY clever. One of the funnest reads of my entire night. Glad to see you here, Rhona.
Mcferran Avatar
January 23, 2020 at 9:54 PM
Thank you so much, Andrea! ;)
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