Alexis Y. Poet Limerick

Private Dance-Bawdy

The Misses gave Santa a private dance
She was in the mood for some hot romance
                Played a sexy song
                Put on a red thong
It got lost, Santa liked that circumstance














12/13/2021
Contest:I Need A Good Laugh 
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Paul Callus January 8, 2022 at 3:01 PM Bawdy, but all in good fun, Alexis! Belated congratulations on your fine win. ~ Best regards for the new year, my friend. // paul

Christuraj Alex December 27, 2021 at 4:18 AM Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!

Eve Roper December 26, 2021 at 9:43 PM Congratulations on your win , Alexis , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 2:28 PM I laughed at your limerick and the thought of Mrs. Claus’ thong getting lost. Naughty but very funny Alexis. Congratulations on your win. I am Faving yours. Blessings xxoo

Brian Sambourne December 25, 2021 at 4:30 PM Such a clever bit of naughtiness! Nothing like a bit of lacey to make things racey. Congratulations! Brian

Susan Ashley December 25, 2021 at 12:43 PM Lol! Mrs. Claus is a spicy little vixen! Such a great limerick, Alexis. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest.. ~Susan

Kim Rodrigues December 24, 2021 at 6:42 PM LOL…congrats!

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:16 PM I loved this one, Alexis. If it had a perfect limerick beat, I would have placed it super high, like second or first place. The last line is so cute. Congrats and Merry Christmas

John Watt December 20, 2021 at 11:49 AM Alexis, thanks for the smile. No wonder the old guy is so jolly! Merry Christmas ~ John

Lindsay Laurie December 17, 2021 at 3:11 PM Hello Alexis ... I hope her antics puts Santa in a generous mood on Christmas Eve - a fun limerick indeed Alexis - Lindsay

Bill Baker December 15, 2021 at 2:33 PM Sound about right to me Alexis.. Fun Limerick. Your friend, Bill

Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 7:13 AM No wonder Santa is such a jolly fella!

Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 2:08 PM Lol, will he be in the mood after travelling all around the world working so hard, what a man. Tom Tom Cunningham December 14, 2021 at 2:29 PM Perfect,

Jan Allison December 14, 2021 at 1:17 PM lol a good one Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta December 14, 2021 at 11:21 AM A tiny red thong amongst a huge red Santa suit? What was she thinking? And why did she put it on in the first place (unless it was to hold on to some presents)? But every one is happy to know Santa can still take a lap . . . . .

Victor Buhagiar December 14, 2021 at 6:19 AM Funny poem. Best for a win.

John Lawless December 13, 2021 at 3:30 PM MA, cancel the chocolate chip cookies

Beryl Edmonds December 13, 2021 at 2:47 PM What a thong, I mean a song it must have been. Good one Alexis… Belle

L Milton Hankins December 13, 2021 at 1:45 PM Oh my, this is funny! Yep, the old fellow still has it!