Princess Psychiatric Appointment

So, Yang, who would you like to meet your psychotropic doctor today? [no answer] I'm hoping Princess Yang will speak with us today, because she is my favorite, I must confess this PositivEnergy bias for conserving nutritional activities, nurturing co-relationships, cooperative ZeroZone centering balance. Hi, I'm Princess Yang, and Princesses are always kind and never declare wars and threats against all the little people, aides and helpers, parents and teachers, staff and employers and employees, and other forms of flowing DNA roots and green therapeutic RNA shoots. Well, thank you for showing up and telling us far more about Princesses than we might have been curious to definitively know. Perhaps you would be so kind to share with your non-violently therapeutic doctor, How do Princesses most appreciate being approached by loyal servants and nurture conserving activists of and for WinWin royal behavioral ecopolitics? Princesses like to be asked before others approach, with pleases and thank yous in place, especially if bearing too hot food or beverages. And Princesses prefer "Not just yet" to "No! Don't even think about it, Dracula!" And how does Princess Yang teach her loyal subjects and playful dancing and singing staff, how she prefers to be greeted? Princesses like to hug your neck and kiss your forehead when we know and love you already. Otherwise we prefer fist bumps and high fives and will tolerate hand shakes although sometimes these hurt our not quite right and left hands. And how does Princess Yang think and feel about her not quite right and left balancing hands and eyes and ears and feet? Princesses do our best to assume WinWin. All LoseLose appearances to the contrary and disappearances are for healthy happy further negotiation for both Princesses and loyal cooperative subjects. And who and what are Princess Yang's most loyal subjects? Well, not math or reading. Other Princess Yang advocates are my favorite subjects, like you KingDaddy. But, Princess Yang, do you think there could be more than one KingDaddy for you? Only one for each Princess. And how many Princesses would you say you have met? Maybe one or two at school on a really good day. The rest are all Older Queens and Prince Alarmings. And how does Princess Yang think and feel about Older Queens? Like they should ask permission before they approach like Prince Alarmings. And KingDaddy, should he ask permission to approach? Yes, but Princesses also like Kings and Prince Charmings to sing and dance toward them without asking OK first. Does Princess Yang prefer the way Donald John sings and dances, or Barney bays and prances? Barney! Princesses do not ever want to see KingDaddy Donald dance or hear him sing-- Never! And he should learn to ask before approaching and speaking about Princesses to WinLose medication legislators and LoseLose GunRights Activists, about EarthTribe FirstRights Conservationists. Anything else for the doctor today? Thank you for listening and staying away. I bought you an apple. You brought me an apple! No, I bought you one but then I ate it before we got here.