Robert Gorelick Poet Limerick

Prey For a Day

At dawn I ran from a bear in the park
At noon time I swam from a great white shark
A vulture gnawed on my head
Thinking me tasty and dead
Now my pug's chewing my toes in the dark

11/5/22
Fourth Place
A Funny Limerick - 
Make Me Laugh Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Susan Ashley November 30, 2022 at 10:55 AM Lol! Your limerick is fun and fantastic, Robert. Congratulations for your wonderful win in Tania's contest. Warmest wishes.. ~Susan Robert Gorelick December 1, 2022 at 5:37 PM Happy you found it amusing, Susan! Thank you for the congrats, Robert

Terry Miller November 12, 2022 at 12:41 AM Congratulations on this bite-sized beaut! Robert Gorelick November 12, 2022 at 5:12 PM Thanks for for the congrats, Terry!

Terry Flood November 11, 2022 at 3:55 PM What’s eating you, Robert? Ha ha… answer… absolutely everything, it seems. Congrats on your well nibbled win. Terry Robert Gorelick November 12, 2022 at 5:12 PM I'll have to chew over your response! Thank you, Robert

Tania Kitchin November 11, 2022 at 3:29 PM Robert, a funny one, congratulations on your winning placement! Robert Gorelick November 12, 2022 at 5:11 PM You have good taste in Limericks. Thanks for the placement! Robert

I Am Anaya November 11, 2022 at 1:34 PM Congratulations on your win! This is hilarious, the best! Robert Gorelick November 12, 2022 at 5:13 PM Appreciate your response, a little hard to swallow!

Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 5:34 PM Sounds like you're a real taste sensation, Robert! Robert Gorelick November 12, 2022 at 5:13 PM That's a response I can really sink my teeth into!

David Kavanagh November 6, 2022 at 3:03 AM Nothing goes to waste in nature Robert, and you are so giving and kind to the environment too, the last line is a winner methinks, a great laugh, all the best in contest, cheers David Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 10:51 AM Even when I'm giving, things seem to be eating at me! Thanks, David for the funny response! Robert

L Milton Hankins November 5, 2022 at 8:10 PM (chuckling) They all think you are a tasty tidbit, obviously, Robert. Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 10:48 AM Gives a new spin on the expression-What's eating you?

Beryl Edmonds November 5, 2022 at 7:41 PM Very amusing Robert, I hope the vulture didn’t gnaw too much of your head when it fed…. All the best for Tania’s contest…Belle Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 10:47 AM Naw, he just gave me a haircut and I left him a tip! Thank you, Belle