Preparing For Blastoff

*For Matt's How to Build a Spaceship Contest



How do we create an airship that soars?
The answer was Roswell’s, but it could be yours

Make the long trek to Area 51
To find secrets that lie beyond our sun

Use a metal that is lighter than tin foil
Load the fuel tank with something cheaper than oil

Beam us up, Scotty, to the Enterprise
And view technology through a Vulcan’s eyes

Defrost Walt Disney’s cryogenic brain
To help us design the computer’s mainframe

Call Mulder and Scully out of retirement
Their UFO knowledge is alien-sent

Be sure to use tiles that don’t overheat
Like those that cast Challenger down to defeat

Let’s add Stephen King to the construction crew
If “Christine” could talk, our spaceship should too

Then let’s send the tab for NASA to pay
What happened to our space program bucks anyway?

Now we can blast Congress into outer space
For the lot in D.C., there’s no better place
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Chachere Avatar
February 22, 2010 at 5:50 PM
haha. that would be exciting. just what we need. -Always&Forever Lynette
Von Graves Avatar
January 23, 2010 at 12:49 PM
a wonderful humourus write carolyn it warmed even my crypt. And made the were wolfs laugh so much they could barley howl at the moon. great job
Fringe Avatar
January 19, 2010 at 12:27 AM
haha. I absolutely love this. Words can't say enough. Fabulous. David
Knop Avatar
January 17, 2010 at 6:49 AM
Well written lines, Carolyn! Wish we could blast our government into outer space---they would have served it! Thanky for commenting Early snow. Love, Gert
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
January 13, 2010 at 8:32 AM
LOL!!! This is a real winner!!! The last line brought laughter to a rather ordinary day. Thank you for being my friend, Carolyn. Love you much. Dane Ann
Kapoor Avatar
January 12, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Brilliant poem and lovely write with wonderful suggestions, which have great potentials and can be used by NASA. Poets sometimes show that far sight which are often ignored. My good wishes for your poem in the contest. And many thank for your beautiful and precious comments on my poem the Boatman's Song. Hope you will find all the parts interesting. Shall be waiting for your suggestions if any. With best wishes and love Ravindra
Lacey Avatar
January 12, 2010 at 1:14 PM
how true it is! lol
Brown Avatar
January 12, 2010 at 4:46 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Carolyn. Thank you so much for sharing it with us here at PoetrySoup. I wish you the very best in the contest. Love, Carol
Dufresne Avatar
January 12, 2010 at 4:25 AM
Hee hee. I'm excited for you over this one. Not scratching your head any more eh, Carolyn ? Success again! Agreat entry with another unique take with style and as far as I'm concerned .... Political correctness. good fortune in the contest and thank you for sharing this one. Robert
Delacroix Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Very interesting and well thought out couplet. Excellent read. Thanks for sharing, Carolyn. Love and Happiness, Caroline.
Dietrich Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 9:50 PM
GREAT GREAT GREAT. THe stephen King line on Christine, the "alien-sent" line, and blasting damn congress into outer space. Clever, clever clever!! I would hate to judge this contest, because I have seen many good entries and yours is right up there with the best of them . Andrea ps. thanks for your comment on Ferocious
Beam Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 7:30 PM
thank you for your kind words i like your style and friends keep me reading awlile more than one
Thekidster Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 7:08 PM
I'm at a loss for words Carolyn. Would WOW! suffice? I was completly blown away with this one. Needless to say, Great Work! Best Wishes Always, Bill - Soup Mail
Culverhouse Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 6:19 PM
good one, good luck in the contest!
Crisci Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Hi, Carolyn! I am so happy to hear from you. Are you recovering from your knee injury? I hope it's healing fast, and you can walk again. I wish you a very healthy and Happy New Year. Thanks for your comments on my poetry. I would like to see more postings from you, soon. Godd luck in Matt's contest. You have a wonderful day, and remember with God nothing is impossible! Smile...love and hugs,Andrew.
Guzzi Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Quite some competition here! Loved it!
Clark Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 4:45 PM
Excellent write Carolyn....Love the ending!!!! Thanks you for your constant support and encouragement on my writes. It is greatly appreciated! Good Luck in Matt's contest!! Jeralynn
Mckenzie Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 4:20 PM
Carolyn~ Love your humor here thanks for your welcoming comment on my poetry. Good luck in the contest I think you'll do well! Laura :)
Richards Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Love those last two lines....!! Perfect ending to a fun poem, Carolyn!! No need to wish you best of luck.....this is a winner!! ~:) Love, Carrie
Haick Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Brilliant write Carolyn! Very, very good! Thank you for all your kind comments on my poems! Peace and love, Audrey
Fraser Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 2:04 PM
Excellent poem Carolyn, your mind was thinking big time here. Good luck in the contest >> James,xx
Kendrick Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 2:01 PM
Nicely done couplet that should be in the winner's circle. Some very interesting political ideology. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara
Peranteau Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 1:56 PM
Very creative here Carolyn,...you've brought back a ton of memorries to me dear poet ! Mulder and Scully were really beamed up,..did ya know that ! *smiles* Great write Carolyn ! james
Bingham Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 1:52 PM
The last stanza says it all, but make sure you give them a one way ticket. Good luck in Matt's contest.Ron
Muzzey Avatar
January 11, 2010 at 1:11 PM
I simply love the way you construct a spaceship. You need to come to Huntsville, AL. they could certainly use someone with your expertise working at NASA. Everything seems to just fit together. A great write, I also loved the last stanzas. Caryl
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