Pre-Priced Package

See that shiny package, on the upper row Its base cardboard shelf mate, is not the way to go There must be embossed letters, of metallic sheen And it must be shrink wrapped, so it's always clean Add a few more staples, and a cute twist tie You know it should be fancy, if I'm going to buy Prominent the brand name, in colors no less than eight The text it must be fancy, never print it straight Don't forget the bar code, or the warranty card Packed in lots of peanuts, in case if it gets jarred To deter the wayward, affix a radio tag Then place your corporate logo, on the check out bag Beware the competition, don't be such a slouch For reuse they have added, a see through zipper pouch Please sprinkle on some glitter, for a final touch And get a catchy jingle, to make me pay that much It's a pre-priced package, and we'll buy it in a snap It's a pre-priced package, and we'll keep coming back It's a pre-priced package, and we'll buy it in a snap It's a pre-priced package, and we'll keep coming back