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Pre-Divorce Lesson Number 3,697

. Being kept penniless was way too much! Gonna fix my ex's car... hell, he couldn't do it! Couldn't find rusted parts... needle-nose pliers, Phillips, ratchet, spit, gum...jack. Hmmmm...reroute spark plugs thru the injector... ignition nutrition...ho hum. Throw out carbuerator... manifold's too round... computer don't need this many circuits... turning signals' gotta go... new fuses color the ground blissfully! Don't you agree, now that you see, he did the same to me, to me... I kind of didn't like it. Oh, and chewing gum shoved deep inside that key thingy place... no spiteful binge! Just angelic revenge... .

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Date: 9/24/2013 8:00:00 AM
This is a humorous and creative write. Allows the reader to be amused and put a smile on their face. good job
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