Prayer of a Desperate Soul

They teach me here on earth that after life of living flesh one of three places I shall go to Heaven or hell or purgatory Lord listen to me kindly; If I do not fit in any of the three and I find life there dangerous could you allow me another choice a place of three in one , one in three partly paradise, partly hell and partly purgatory I enjoy happiness in heaven for a while go for hard labor in hell for some time and for tourism, I go to Purgatory there I am sure to meet some relatives some friends and even my pastors I am certain life will be interesting that You created us to enjoy life