Ppe Or Pps

I live on the West Coast
  and I try not to boast

But we've no real need
  for highly coveted 'PPE'

Out here it's not news
  that the problem's not flus

It's the darned ubiquitous poop
  ~ We need Poop Protection Scoops!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Krutsinger Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 5:46 PM
Hilarious Gershwin. Happy holidays!
Wolf Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 8:28 PM
Glad you had a laugh from this one. ~PP (for short)
Radhakrishna Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 2:07 PM
Walk carefully Gershon! take a torch light!! you always bring a smile!!
Wolf Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 4:50 PM
Glad to hear of your smile and to see your nice smile on your avatar, Krish. Laughter and Joy, Gershon
Lamoureux Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 5:49 AM
A bit of laughter is a big help. Merry Christmas Gershon.
Wolf Avatar
December 19, 2020 at 4:47 PM
Thank you, Richard. Laughter and Joy, Gershon
Sands Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 11:11 AM
Isn't that the truth! lol. :)
Wolf Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 1:12 PM
I think that the emphasis in PPS should be on the PP! lol. Thanks, Heidi. Smiles, Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 6:17 AM
I think we all need pps lol Tom
Wolf Avatar
December 18, 2020 at 10:59 AM
Actually, people in certain areas of California cities really do need it! Amazing! :)
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