Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Porch Thieves All Whiff

  
	  Put a clothesline over my front steps
              hung my sweaty athletic wear over there

           Amazon delivered a package 
              placed it strategically, under that line

            Porch thieves came and took just one sniff
               ~ on this one they all whiffed

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sara Etgen-Baker August 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM 😂

Paula Goldsmith August 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM Another fun write. Have you tried it??? Have a fun day writing away............

Yann Rolland August 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM very inspiring, defying intruders of any kind, very enjoyable poetry, so well written, thanks poet

Kim Rodrigues August 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM That’s one way to keep the area clear! Gershon Wolf August 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM Another way - dirty diapers that have been sitting in a pile for a while. Creativity with a smile...

Joseph P. DiMino August 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM :) Hmm, going to try that with my gym jockstrap. Good one, Gershon. Some people will do anything to avoid working. Gershon Wolf August 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM Always happy to lend some "advice" like this, Joe. ~ Holding my nose, Gershon