Porcelain Lap

I am the porcelain dermis seat; I have been greeted by many without deceit. Doing the dirty work; I don’t mind - For this is my purpose; my daily grind - I watch young children potty train; Their parent’s efforts are not in vain. Will all young men please lift my seat? An angry young lady I don’t want to greet . I’ve been hugged by drunks in the A.M. I’m utterly disgusted at all of them……. The ‘ magic triad ‘ = a smile, kind word, and a touch. Of these three, “thank you!” is phrase I don’t hear very much :-( Wash me, clean me, and my lid don’t slam….. One day, you’re going to need me when you’re in a jam! Although my seat is sometimes cold; My heart is warm; and my courage is bold! Today we will meet and then depart: On your way out, a kind word impart………….. ***************************************************** Inspired by Matt's contest "speak chair speak"
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Fraser Avatar
December 15, 2009 at 2:11 PM
Kool piece Abe, made me chuckle - all the very best in Matt's contest >> James
Richards Avatar
December 11, 2009 at 8:20 PM
How did I miss this one?????!! This is truly a WINNER!! Your are brave...and you are a genius for coming up with this one!! LOL!!!
Bilyeu Avatar
December 10, 2009 at 8:06 AM
lol!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! next time i go i'll make sure to say thanks!!!
Kendrick Avatar
December 10, 2009 at 6:42 AM
LOL. This is a winner. Good luck in the contest with the great humorous write. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara
Culverhouse Avatar
December 10, 2009 at 5:34 AM
funny!! poem, the throne of disgrace.
Strand Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Best wishes in the contest Abe.Rgds Brian & thanks for your kind words and welcome comments today.
Moreno Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Clever approach on the contest, all the best...Raul
Autaubo Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 11:09 AM
i really lykd ur poem alot it was funny&very kool:)
Sweetheart Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Hey Abe: lets hope Romo has no more "Jessica's" in his life to distract him..hahaha.. and get busy with football and winning the division... my boys in blue are struggling right now.. as long as its not those "green meanies" that win the division.. Redskins have to wait till 2010.. glad u enjoy the "follies".. luv.. Linda-Marie "Sweetheart" of Poetry Soup...
Neese Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 9:19 AM
hahahahaha now i see my toilets pain wonder why you wrote it : )
La France Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 8:31 AM
This was so much fun to read. You have an incredible imagination. Best of luck in the contest. And thank you so much for your comment on my poem, Snowflakes(like kisses)
Thomas Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 3:57 AM
Great choice of "chair" for the contest! Good luck with this humorous poem ~Juliane
Chircop Avatar
December 9, 2009 at 2:26 AM
Haaaahhaaa..funny indeed,Abe!Hilariously Humorous:).. Poor Chair.indeed i pity that kind Of Throne:)Charma
Haick Avatar
December 8, 2009 at 9:51 PM
It's 12:49 a.m. and I laughed so hard, I hope I didn' wake anyone! Great write, Abe! Exceptional! Peace and love, Audrey
Sweetheart Avatar
December 8, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Abe this is hilarious and a different spin on most of the chair poetry I have read so far.. good luck in Matt's contest.. my entry was The Cleopatra Chair.. true story too.. if u care to read... thankxxx for enjoying Manifesto... it was a challenge to say the least... great to make your friendship here on Soup... blessings... luv.. Linda-Marie, P.E.P.S. "Sweetheart"
Shango Avatar
December 8, 2009 at 6:51 PM
Different from the rest ... all the best in the contest with this good write.
Townsend Avatar
December 8, 2009 at 6:50 PM
This is already a winner with me... Great luck in the contest! Thank you for your comments on my writing...very funny! LOL Smiles from Lolita
Owens Avatar
December 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM
This is so unique and entertaining and funny...Enjoyed very much...Good luck in the contest...Marty
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