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Political Fervor

They were happily wed for fifty years but a dilemma that nettled, Was their differing political views that they never, ever settled! Every time a local, state or national election cycle approached, The squabble began as the virtues of their candidates were broached! The donkey was the symbol of the party espoused by Ma. The elephant was the emblem of the party championed by Pa. They agreed on how to raise the kids and on matters of religion, But to agree on political affairs - nary one little smidgen! Their eternal battle even raged beyond the hallowed grave, As on separate stones these telling epitaphs they did engrave: "Here a Democrat lies - A lovely wife with the wrong party ties!" "Here a Republican lies - A loving spouse but politically unwise!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired ©All Rights Reserved Placed No. 6 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Election Humor" Contest - November 2010

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Date: 11/7/2010 8:30:00 PM
very cute entry Bob, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:52:00 PM
Better to put on their gravestones, Married but Independent! Will people never learn? Congrats on your great win. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:36:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Bob in Carolyn's contest. Wishing you the best with your writing and winning in contests. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:28:00 PM
I do so enjoy this one. Congrats Robert on your win
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:09:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's Limerick Contest. Always, Audrey
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Date: 11/7/2010 1:21:00 PM
Grin, keeps a marriage lively! Congrad's on your win! Light & Love
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Date: 11/7/2010 1:00:00 PM
Robert...Many congrats on winning in contest with this nice piece. Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/7/2010 11:57:00 AM
Love that witty epitaph, Robert. Congratulations on your poem's honor. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/7/2010 11:32:00 AM
Bob, congratulations on another fine win (",)
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Date: 11/7/2010 10:27:00 AM
What a hoot...congrats on your win Mr Bob. BG
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:49:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Bob
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:33:00 AM
It's not engraved on their tombstones, but my mom and dad were the same way, Bob. Very cute! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/2/2010 7:50:00 AM
Great write! My wife and I are this way some of the time - especially in elections. We don't vote party-wise, so, over the years, we managed to vote opposite several times. Oh, God! I should go vote today, but have no idea who to vote for. Love, Dave
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Date: 10/31/2010 11:47:00 PM
great political humor, hope it will do well
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Date: 10/30/2010 2:10:00 PM
Hehe trust you to come up with this brilliant concept for the contest. I especially love the epitaph, they made me smile. Thank you for your kind comment on "by his grace". Enjoy your weekend and good luck for the contest Bob ;)
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Date: 10/30/2010 12:58:00 PM
Funny and perfect entry my friend...thanks for the comments on my "Mom in a Million" poem...I believe our mothers are a blueprint f who we meet and marry in life, just my oinion.. Michael
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Date: 10/30/2010 10:41:00 AM
Another great entry, Bob. Clever and humorous. Enjoyed. Good luck. Have a super weekend as you start on 81. Ralphie
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Date: 10/30/2010 9:43:00 AM
lol. Very clever and humorous, Robert. Best of luck in the contest.
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Date: 10/29/2010 2:47:00 PM
This is a great political poem. I like the humor you put in it! Good Luck!
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Date: 10/29/2010 12:05:00 PM
Thank you for posting your excellent poetry here at PoetrySoup so we all may read it Bob. May your weekend be one of much joy to you and may it bring inspiration to the end of your pen. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/29/2010 7:50:00 AM
this is really great and humorous too! Best of luck..think you have a winner here..take care~Deb
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Date: 10/28/2010 6:58:00 PM
great entry for the contest, best of luck
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Date: 10/28/2010 6:49:00 PM
I knew as soon as I saw your name on this subject it was gonna be a dousey! And you didn't disappoint me a bit, Robert! Great poem as usual and kept me smiling all the way...This gotta be a winner if not the winner. Very well done my friend!Masterful. -Robert
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Date: 10/28/2010 6:31:00 PM
very nice poem... liked very much... definitely a outstanding contest poem
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