Polish Limerick-And Then Some

There once was a dumb blonde from Warsaw 'twas the dumbest blonde I ever saw. She was bound for Krakow but wound up in Moscow holding a kielbasa in each paw. This dumb blonde headed back to Warsaw without kielbasa in either paw. Under a chair beneath she had lost her false teeth and had to eat sausage through a straw. written March 15, 2011 I checked the syllable counts in each line myself
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Goldsmith Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 2:27 PM
Congratulations on your win. Thanks, you made me laugh. Have a blessed day/weekend..................
Roper Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 9:05 PM
Great limericks, Robert, congratulations! Hugs Eve
Kitchin Avatar
March 20, 2021 at 3:41 PM
Robert. congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limericks!
Babcock Avatar
March 20, 2021 at 3:31 PM
Made me chuckle with this limerick. Well done. love phyl
Dietrich Avatar
March 20, 2021 at 3:19 PM
for me this is REALLY well done, Robert. Glad I saw it just now!
Allison Avatar
March 19, 2021 at 4:26 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win Robert:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
March 15, 2021 at 6:10 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx
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