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Polish Limerick

There once was a dumb blonde from Warsaw
She was the dumbest I ever saw.
She was bound for Krakow
But wound up in Moscow
Holding a kielbasa in each paw.


Who says a limerick has to be Irish?

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Deb Radke

January 11, 2011 at 6:17 PM

Hi Robert. I'm glad you liked my limerick. It seems I am bound to use your name in my poems lately. I thought to post the limerick as it did not read well in the comments area; not proper form. I will read the 'Czech' poem you recommend. Thank you. Deb

Deb Radke

January 11, 2011 at 6:07 PM

There once was a Pole from St. Paul Who thought she had heard it all Until she read Pettit She just didn't get it He writes with such wit and such gall Love, Deb ps. I think I should post this. I'm a quarter Polish. That is my talented quarter. Ha, ha. Very good limerick. Are you Polish?

Paul James

December 29, 2010 at 8:34 AM

Indeed, though I had to look up kielbasa - which shows Polish limericks are a touch more sophisticated?

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

December 29, 2010 at 5:01 AM

Cool Robert... I have a Polish Aunt married to my Italian Uncle ... and they get along just grand... this is terrific.. luv your comment today .. On the Waterfront and Brando.. the greatest movie around... luv the reference my friend.. thankxxx ..here is a Happy New Year toot from our house to yours with luv..