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Plumber - Be Warned Its a Poop Poem

My toilet was blocked, what a bummer
I texted Curtis, he’s a plumber
He got out his long rod
Gave my blockage a prod
If lucky t’will be fixed by summer!

The plumber has read a food thesis
Why faeces aren’t falling to pieces
If you go the whole hog
You will poop a bog log
Our diets needs more oils and greases!

Occupation chosen Plumber
Limerick's poetry  Contest by Joseph May

syllable count 9.9.6.6.9 both poems 
checked with how many syllables

1/4/19

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Jack Horne January 29, 2019 at 3:25 PM LMAO, soooo glad to see this was a top winner - LOVE it

Line Gauthier January 12, 2019 at 4:48 PM Very educational, Jan. Congrats on your win. Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 1:20 PM Thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie January 10, 2019 at 3:59 PM G'day Jan … a constipated dunny. Throw a packet of laxatives down there. That works for me - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison January 13, 2019 at 1:20 PM lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Damian Keady January 7, 2019 at 6:13 PM So good Jan.. and so very funny and such good words, to release the turds.. DAMO :-) x Jan Allison January 7, 2019 at 6:30 PM Some folk find my poop poems distasteful - well tough I will always try and make folk laugh and if its about poop then so be it:-) words and turds rhyme so brilliantly lol:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Allison January 6, 2019 at 11:35 PM I like your poem, it's all natural :-) Maybe it was caused by all the chocolate from your Chocoholic poem lol. Check out mine called My Bad Day, it was posted today (written in 2014). It's about a former co-worker who talked poop about my wife and the poopy consequences (if I'd had my way about it) lol. Can't wait to read some more of your works. Have a great day. Jan Allison January 7, 2019 at 2:47 AM LOL Robert:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman January 6, 2019 at 7:47 PM Congrats, Jan! This guy, Curtis, must be one heck of a plumber and, he has a good name. lol Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 7:48 PM ha ha ha thanks Curtis lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 6, 2019 at 3:57 PM Plumbing is the one people were liking. So far, as I read the list, I am the only one who chose poet!! Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 3:58 PM I saw other poet poems but they didn't place, hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 6, 2019 at 3:56 PM Good one, my clever limerick friend!! Congrats on your win. Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 3:58 PM thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 6, 2019 at 3:56 PM The way things are going water companies are going to have to put in bigger pipes lol. Congrats Jan. Tom. Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 3:59 PM lol I agree tom :-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw January 6, 2019 at 3:13 PM I knew this one would be a top winner. Honored to share 2d place with you! - Bob Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 3:17 PM Thanks Bob I'm delighted to be on the list :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. January 6, 2019 at 2:01 PM Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on a well deserved:-) Alexis Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 2:07 PM Thanks Alexis I am delighted to see you on the list too:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy January 6, 2019 at 1:26 PM CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 1:31 PM Thanks Janice I;m flushed with success:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams January 6, 2019 at 10:01 AM Well that's a dump for you, I guess. You never know for sure what might come out! Very funny, and well written. A winner in my book! In case you are wondering, I have the weekend off so I am catching up on my poetry reading!.............patrick Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 11:22 AM thanks Pat its always a pleasure to see you:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues January 5, 2019 at 7:05 PM Love this...funny and practical...practically funny or proctologist funny. Sorry all clogged up. I guess I’m being kinda a butt...lol Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 7:08 PM ha ha ha Kim a very witty comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong January 5, 2019 at 3:37 PM bog log....this had me roaring with laughter Jan and I'm not really a poopy person! xxoo : ) Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 3:50 PM lol Connie I woke up with that poem in my head and wrote a couple of lines of the first poem and finally finished it last night, glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France January 5, 2019 at 1:00 PM Jan what a great limerick for the contest, best of luck ! Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 2:25 PM Thanks Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen January 5, 2019 at 8:52 AM - Curtis, has a "shit job" :))) - ... my last is about a small fart :))) - ... anyway, we all have different humor ... I like yours, Jan :) - Happy weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 10:29 AM ha ha ha love that comment Anne-lise and many congrats on the real sunshine smile getting potd:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso January 5, 2019 at 1:24 AM Loved this, I see with a good plumber you can flush a lot of crap from soup down the drain!!!!!! LOL Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 8:41 AM lol Art. I will never stop trying to make folk smile so the poop will continue to flow:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos January 4, 2019 at 10:27 PM HI Jan, Reminds me of my "Poop" poem I posted a couple of months ago - a plumber is a toilet specialist we need him! LOL LOL Jan, Well penned and good luck. Jennifer. Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 8:40 AM Yes plumbers will never be out of work, nor will undertakers!:-) hugs Jan xx

Kyle Kriticos January 4, 2019 at 8:44 PM LOLLLLL I’m laughing my butt off over here you’re too funny! Well done ! Jan Allison January 5, 2019 at 8:40 AM Thanks Kyle not every one appreciates my style lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw January 4, 2019 at 6:58 PM This beauty made my evening, Jan - LOLs! At least your plumber doesn't show his cheeks to get the job done in the picture like my plumber Cletus! I expect to see your plumber at the top o' the winners list. Bob Jan Allison January 4, 2019 at 7:02 PM I loved the name Cletus lol. i wrote another poem for the contest but saw others writing about poop and well... you know the rest I just couldn't resist:-) hugs jan xx

Gary Smith January 4, 2019 at 4:37 PM Great limericks Jan. :) Jan Allison January 4, 2019 at 4:51 PM Cheers Gary:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin January 4, 2019 at 4:25 PM Ha ha, great limerick Jan! Jan Allison January 4, 2019 at 4:51 PM thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 4, 2019 at 3:38 PM Jan,You'll flush away the competition with this lol. Good luck. Tom. Jan Allison January 4, 2019 at 4:51 PM would be great to be at the top of the pile Tom!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf January 4, 2019 at 3:12 PM Jan, can you email a copy of this guy's thesis? I couldn't find it online. I'd love to read it...Just make sure to label it: Handle with care (if you dare). LOL. Great 'stuff!' :) gw Jan Allison January 4, 2019 at 4:50 PM ha ha ha love that comment Gershon Its published under the headline poop scoop lol:-) hugs Jan

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