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Please Remain Seated

Saw a sign in a washroom that changed my stance “Please remain seated for the entire performance” For the ladies, it's not a choice It doesn't apply to us boys We can write our name in the snow, while we dance

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Date: 7/17/2019 4:51:00 PM
This is so funny! thanks.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/17/2019 6:03:00 PM
And somewhat naughty!!! LOL XOXOX
Date: 7/9/2019 2:44:00 PM
hey man...what's goin on...oh...wrong washroom...sorry...cofcofhmmph... sheesh...me too : )
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2019 2:56:00 PM
Hilarious!!! Wrong washroom???... accident??? Hmmm, no foul, we're all the same really? Really??? LOL Cheers from Toronto!!!
Date: 7/9/2019 12:51:00 PM
Well, I suppose, if your aim is that good... lol ;D Belated HUGS my love! xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 7/9/2019 2:39:00 PM
Belated hugs are even better coz I thought I wasn't going to get any!!!! OOOEEEE!!! Whoooaaaa so great to get em, sweet Mo... kissy kissy, Happy Jack XOX

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