Please, Don'T Ask

My ears could really use a lift,
for they so deeply regret
asking Taylor Swift,
if we're getting back together yet.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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May 24, 2013 at 9:25 AM
HAHAHA! Hey, now! You have to admit...that song IS addicting. ;) Not my favorite from hers (My favorite from hers was All Too Well) but catchy. Still loved it!
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May 24, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Hahaha, well of course! :P Don't worry, I understand. I think I like Taylor mostly for being able to put her feelings down in songs. Brave insulting her exes. Lol! I Love Band Perry and Sugarland too! Although I'm more of a Miranda Lambert kinda gal! *Gunpowder and Lead*
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May 24, 2013 at 10:51 AM
I just knew you'd have something to say to this! When you hear that song a dozen times everyday at work, you KNOW what I'm talking about. Lol... she's not a bad country singer (not my favorite of the females ones... I like The Band Perry and Sugarland though)... Taylor Swift's voice just isn't all that appealing to me *shrugs*...
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May 22, 2013 at 11:18 AM
It appears Taylor ain't that Swift. Another funny one Tim.
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May 22, 2013 at 11:11 PM
Thanks Rick... never a bad time for a laugh (well I suppose there is... but I can't think of one at the moment).
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May 21, 2013 at 9:34 AM
She's way too thin for my curvier needs. But, this was hilarious nonetheless. Spot on! I hope she doesn't read this. Or else you'll be the next victim in her song.
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May 21, 2013 at 11:15 PM
I am with you there, Drake! Way too dainty... and I hope I don't end up becoming a victim in her music... though in a way it might be nice cause then I'd be famous... LOL!
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May 21, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Clever-- I enjoy her music too.
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May 21, 2013 at 11:14 PM
Thank you! She isn't my favorite singer, actually... but she's "alright"...
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May 21, 2013 at 3:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You like Taylor Swift? Yes, she does have some great stuff...Well, I'll have my agent give her a call and chew her out for her disgraceful behavior! ;)
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May 21, 2013 at 11:13 PM
Lol... I think people are getting the wrong idea... I DON'T enjoy her music. This was making fun of her... lol. She has a new song called Never Getting Back Together... and hearing it a dozen times everyday... is... driving... me... insane. Glad you got a laugh, however!
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May 21, 2013 at 1:09 AM
another cute and clever one. I am wondering, TImothy, why do you use alternate rhyme in your clerihew? Usually they are aabb, right? well, time for me to get to SLEEP. Luv, andrea
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May 21, 2013 at 11:12 PM
I don't always use alternate rhyme. Sometimes the aabb doesn't pop into my head so it ends up being abab. I guess I don't put a whole lot of thought into it... a bit rebellious, no?
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