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Pjamas Based On a Not So True Story

The Story about Pjamas
Starts all in the warm BAhamas
 See there sits a willow tree
Whom holds the wondrous key.

Pj was a chikened cat
Eatin steak made him fatt
yET one day he went to the farm
with not the slightest alarm''

soon there came a big hound dawg
who was bestfriends with a man-eatin hog
he whispered in Pj's ear
"Dear dear do not fear"

and so they went into the town
where there sat a sad sad clown
"Mr Mr clowny frown, cme bback to us a crown"
With a grin and a pen, he directed them to sit..
In a pretty piggy's pit..
They sat and sat nd watched the pretty piggy design

and soon enought a crown did c0me
little quiker then the sun
they picked it up and heaved it upon
one
the chikened catt and was awfully fatt

the crown did weigh a elephants load
and so it sowed upon the catti cats fat
the catt named pj did shed
and so it must have to dread
but the weeks passed
and the shedding did last
but finaallly July appeared
and the shedded fat formed onto the pretty piggys pink long legs
and her color did fade on top of the fat
and soon enough there wAS a pair of pink warm fuzzi pants
with buttons fell from the tree's acorns and tied upon with 
the ribbons of summer

soon came along a little girl
who lacked proper sleepin wear
she found the geuine pants so petite and tried them on with a peak
she looked at herself in the mirror of the willow tree
and then found herself happy with glee

thanking the silly fat chikened catt, she
dedicated her new found outfit
fitted for night with its buttons so grand and the pinkness so pink
to that fatti cat cat who had to shed his poor fat  for a months time

and so today, through machines and silk buggies, we have our pjamas as they 
are called...warming us all through the night
and not letting the bed bugs bite..
surely it helps all to sleep tight

Copyright © Kelly Baker | Year Posted 2006

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