Pjamas Based On a Not So True Story

The Story about Pjamas Starts all in the warm BAhamas See there sits a willow tree Whom holds the wondrous key. Pj was a chikened cat Eatin steak made him fatt yET one day he went to the farm with not the slightest alarm'' soon there came a big hound dawg who was bestfriends with a man-eatin hog he whispered in Pj's ear "Dear dear do not fear" and so they went into the town where there sat a sad sad clown "Mr Mr clowny frown, cme bback to us a crown" With a grin and a pen, he directed them to sit.. In a pretty piggy's pit.. They sat and sat nd watched the pretty piggy design and soon enought a crown did c0me little quiker then the sun they picked it up and heaved it upon one the chikened catt and was awfully fatt the crown did weigh a elephants load and so it sowed upon the catti cats fat the catt named pj did shed and so it must have to dread but the weeks passed and the shedding did last but finaallly July appeared and the shedded fat formed onto the pretty piggys pink long legs and her color did fade on top of the fat and soon enough there wAS a pair of pink warm fuzzi pants with buttons fell from the tree's acorns and tied upon with the ribbons of summer soon came along a little girl who lacked proper sleepin wear she found the geuine pants so petite and tried them on with a peak she looked at herself in the mirror of the willow tree and then found herself happy with glee thanking the silly fat chikened catt, she dedicated her new found outfit fitted for night with its buttons so grand and the pinkness so pink to that fatti cat cat who had to shed his poor fat for a months time and so today, through machines and silk buggies, we have our pjamas as they are called...warming us all through the night and not letting the bed bugs bite.. surely it helps all to sleep tight