Pirate Pub Song
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN"
Wobbly-boot ter rubbity-dub
nary me ol' hide did scrub
showin' crack
'n grinder plaque
th' pirate's shorin'
Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot,
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'
Th' briny whore, th' scurvy wench
wit' bloomers off 'n stinky stench
fer ha'penny's worth
did warm me berth
'n rolled off snorin'
Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot,
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'
Up th' hips 'n spread th' knees
tig ol' bitties pump 'n squeeze
roll th' rump
hump-hump-hump-hump
a-rippin' 'n roarin'
Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot,
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'
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